Chad Blazer keeps under the radar but his influence has gone back for over a decade.
rumor has it that the prequels were his idea
he was also behind michael bay being chosen to direct transformers and got the budget approved for the first Scary Movie.
Some believe Stanley Kubrik was making a film in secret before he died, but Chad stole the reels and pisses on them in his basement every night.
even now, his unspeakable plans include turning 1984 into a musical comedy, releasing a smellovision version of memento with the scenes in chronological order so audiences don't get confused, and many more nefarious film pitches.
but there is hope...
the legends say that he can only be killed by a staking him through the heart with a golden stake reforged from an academy award that was truly deserved. However, the army that would be needed to reach him would have to be massive. For now, we wait. He's recently made a twitter where we can monitor his every move while he plots new and more terrible ideas.
http://www.twitter.com/@chad_blazerGodspeed, fellow film buffs, for we will not let him prevail!
