The Navarre Dominion ... Know Your Place

[Blackthunder01]

All ye who enter here, abandon sanity.  (Hope still had a copyrite in effect.)

This is continued from the "What Defines You" Topic.

[Blackthunder01]

Baron Blackthunder: Lord of Australia. Yes, I can do that. It's well deserved, as you are already one of my closest allies.

YES!!!!  TAKE THAT LEX!  lol.  Baron Blackthunder-Down-Under, mu wah ahhahahahahahahaha!

Baron Blackthunder's job will be to make sure the Jade Baroness actually shows up for the battle instead of cavorting with her twin Japanese apprentices.

Uh ... I'll do my best but remember.  I'm only a man.  A man with a camera ... ... which validates my job even more so.

I fear that the Black Baron and Baron Blackthunder will turn on each other, fighting for sole ownership of the obsidian moniker. But I am not concerned. Emperors such as myself are accustomed to in-fighting among his lieutenants.

I don't fear the loss of any title.  As the Baron of Austrailia, I intend to do 3 things.

1. I plan to return to the concept of Austrailia as a prison colony.  Looking at the global scale of things, all who oppose the Navarre Dominion need not be slaughtered mercilessly in battle.  Austrailia is the perfect land to have a penial colony on based on it's geography.  90% of it will be a constructed prision colony that will house some of the most terrible creations known to man.  For more on these see #2.  The island will be surrounded by the Black-Barrier Reef.  Which is essentially a half mile of oil soaked barbed wire.  If escape is attempted, the wire will be ignited.  My torture chambers shall echo eternal with the lamented cries of the the defiant.

2. Austrailia is home to many of the worlds most dangerous (and poisonous) animals.  I intend to gather a scientific team to cross breed these creatures to create the ultimate poison.  Then I will create an army of robotic insects the size of large dogs and install this poison into various types of stingers, claws, and teeth.  Among my insect hoard, I intend to make a great metal serpent that spans the length of 3 football fields to patroll the coast line looking for escapee's.

3. The remaining 10% of Austrailia shall become my personal home.  It shall be named Outter Heaven. (I like the name, ok.)  In Outter Heaven, I shall construct a spire tower that can be seen from majority of the continent.  I shall invite all the worthy to live there with me.  The worthy shall include: http://www.listal.com/actors/australian
God, I love that country.  I shall sit on the throne of Outter Heaven and rule over Hell at the same time.  I welcome my brothers in arms and honor my leige Lord Navarre.

**Side note** - I know Gaumer is the High Inquisitor.  I'm not taking his job as a torture/interrogator.  I'm strictly detainment/torment.  

[litanyofthieves]

"Excuse me, sir, your Grand Torturousness, He Who is Feared by the Heretic and Traitor, but you've misspelled yours. The proper use of your version is the contraction- urk!"

*Noises of a boot stamping on a human face*

[Larry King]

Have no fear Baron Blackthunder, as the Black Baron leading the armies of the night across the globe from my strong holds in the Carolina's and New Jersey I will eliminate any and all threats to the Navarre Dominion, from without, and within. I will secure any persons needed in the experimentation in the Austrailian Penal Colony, and take care of any threats to your plans. As per the way of the Dominion.

[litanyofthieves]

*Noises continue*

[Blackthunder01]

Have no fear Baron Blackthunder, as the Black Baron leading the armies of the night across the globe from my strong holds in the Carolina's and New Jersey I will eliminate any and all threats to the Navarre Dominion, from without, and within. I will secure any persons needed in the experimentation in the Austrailian Penal Colony, and take care of any threats to your plans. As per the way of the Dominion.

As per the way of the Dominion!

[Navarre]

Very good, Baron Blackthunder. It is pleasing to the Navarre Dominion to know that our prisoners have someplace to be incarcerated while they contemplate the folly of their ways. No doubt High Inquisitor Gaumer will soon have your walls filled with the unworthy.

The Black Baron, meanwhile, has our Legion patrolling the globe maintaining our Order. A strong defense is...well, quite frankly, nowhere near as fun as an overwhelming offense.

Litany, you caught the misuse of "you're" before I got here. I am impressed with your attention to detail. The Navarre Dominion could use one such as yourself as High Translator. After all, as our Dominion conquers the world, we need someone to make sure they all speak a unified language so they may proclaim "Long Live the Navarre Dominion!" in a single voice. Interested?

Where is the Jade Baroness? Is she cavorting again? I may need another person solely to keep her on the job and off those Japanese twins.

[Blackthunder01]

Very good, Baron Blackthunder. It is pleasing to the Navarre Dominion to know that our prisoners have someplace to be incarcerated while they contemplate the folly of their ways. No doubt High Inquisitor Gaumer will soon have your walls filled with the unworthy.

The Black Baron, meanwhile, has our Legion patrolling the globe maintaining our Order. A strong defense is...well, quite frankly, nowhere near as fun as an overwhelming offense.

Litany, you caught the misuse of "you're" before I got here. I am impressed with your attention to detail. The Navarre Dominion could use one such as yourself as High Translator. After all, as our Dominion conquers the world, we need someone to make sure they all speak a unified language so they may proclaim "Long Live the Navarre Dominion!" in a single voice. Interested?

Where is the Jade Baroness? Is she cavorting again? I may need another person solely to keep her on the job and off those Japanese twins.

My appologies Lord Navarre for my misspelling.  I honestly didn't catch on to what Lord Litany was talking about until just now.  Perhaps someone with the power could fix it?  Someone who doesn't care for bad grammar?...

(Out of character:  D'oh! ... and btw ... well played Litany.  I smiled heartily.)

[Navarre]

I am a big stickler for detail and proper use of language too. Maybe Rodrigo will fix it.

But the Navarre Dominion is not offended. You have many important duties, with monitoring our prisoners and building giant robot insects and all.

If Litany does not wish the job of High Translator, maybe we can find another. btw, Litany, the High Translator will be allowed to select his own attendants as Language Ambassadors.

So, what I am saying is: French girls!

[litanyofthieves]

Litany, you caught the misuse of "you're" before I got here. I am impressed with your attention to detail. The Navarre Dominion could use one such as yourself as High Translator. After all, as our Dominion conquers the world, we need someone to make sure they all speak a unified language so they may proclaim "Long Live the Navarre Dominion!" in a single voice. Interested?

*Noises stop*

"So long as my face will no longer be stamped upon, sir."

[Larry King]

Lord Navarre, Barron Blackthunder, it has come to my attention that the Austrailian Penal Colony for the Dominion's Dissadents has the "parts" I need to craft my elite shock troops. With both of your blessings I will cherry pick the best specimens to begin experimentation in order to secure a firm grip of overwhelming power over world.

My agents send word that Slappy has spies within the Dominion. I shall be making the rounds and smoke these filthy traitors and send them back to Slappy one piece at a time. If that so pleases you, Lord Navarre?

[Navarre]

The dismemberment of Slappy's spies pleases me, indeed. Excellent, my Black Baron!

Leave one alive and...mostly...intact. We shall have Gaumer interrogate him. If he has answers, he will spill them to us and hasten Slappy's ruin.

Make it so, with my blessings. I shall leave the dispersement of your materials for the Shock Troops to Baron Blackthunder.

Litany: Ah, yes. I see one of my Enforcers has rearranged your face into something no longer recognizable as human. Sorry about that, a slight oversight to be sure.

As I have not seen Morpheus11 in almost two month, allow me to make it up to you by appointing you as my official Herald of the Navarre Dominion until such time as he may return. As my personal Herald, you may use your mastery of language to spread the name of Navarre across the world in your travels.

I will see if we can find some assistants for you. But, as a small token of apology for turning your face into a hellish monstrosity that shall make women cry and children scream, please accept this imposing metal mask.

*hands you an ominous-looking mask a la Doctor Doom*

[Blackthunder01]

The dismemberment of Slappy's spies pleases me, indeed. Excellent, my Black Baron!

Leave one alive and...mostly...intact. We shall have Gaumer interrogate him. If he has answers, he will spill them to us and hasten Slappy's ruin.

Make it so, with my blessings. I shall leave the dispersement of your materials for the Shock Troops to Baron Blackthunder.

Litany: Ah, yes. I see one of my Enforcers has rearranged your face into something no longer recognizable as human. Sorry about that, a slight oversight to be sure.

As I have not seen Morpheus11 in almost two month, allow me to make it up to you by appointing you as my official Herald of the Navarre Dominion until such time as he may return. As my personal Herald, you may use your mastery of language to spread the name of Navarre across the world in your travels.

I will see if we can find some assistants for you. But, as a small token of apology for turning your face into a hellish monstrosity that shall make women cry and children scream, please accept this imposing metal mask.

*hands you an ominous-looking mask a la Doctor Doom*

My Lord.  If I may, my scientific team has made great advances in the robotics division for my monstrosities.  It would be a thing of simplicity to craft a cybernetic face plate for Herald Litany that would not only restore the glory of his good looks but enhance his dictionary skills with it's spell-checking abilities.  As of yet, we've sadly only been able to outfit it with Note Pad and not yet Word Pad.  But we're working on it.  The Calculator comes in 3 different skins though.  Does this suit you both?

Lord Navarre, Barron Blackthunder, it has come to my attention that the Austrailian Penal Colony for the Dominion's Dissadents has the "parts" I need to craft my elite shock troops. With both of your blessings I will cherry pick the best specimens to begin experimentation in order to secure a firm grip of overwhelming power over world.

My agents send word that Slappy has spies within the Dominion. I shall be making the rounds and smoke these filthy traitors and send them back to Slappy one piece at a time. If that so pleases you, Lord Navarre?

Lord King... er ... King Lord ... uhh .. yes.  I have much to discuss with you.  Perhaps there are a few things that may be of interest to you in some of our R&D departments.  We have made several advances in the area of hypnotics, long range projectiles, subsonic neural impactors and armour plating that we've yet to find use for.  Perhaps these would interest you?

[Blackthunder01]

Preliminary results from Herald Litany's face mask.  For your approval:

[Navarre]

Baron Blackthunder, your proposed cybernetic faceplate for Herald Litany looks most suitable. If he agrees then it shall be so. Perhaps later we can add Paint to its list of accessories to keep my Herald entertained during trans-continental flights.

Which brings up another matter for you. Herald Litany has much traveling to do if he is to spread word of the Navarre Dominion from Nigeria to Nova Scotia. Do you have anything by way of transportation?

I will allow you and the Black Baron to work together on whatever is needed for our Shock Troops that you can provide.

Oh, and "Emperor Navarre" or "Lord Navarre" will be fine.