Last night I dreamed I had a new girlfriend. She was a really cute Japanese girl.
But I left her apartment and went to another one where a really cute Chinese girl fell for me. So I had two
cute Asian girlfriends. (Eat your heart out, Alisha! lmao)
But the Japanese girl found out about all of this and told her father. Turns out he was a trained operative for some government and so was she.
She pulled a gun on me! (serves me right for cheating, I know)
But then the girl's arch-nemesis showed up. It was Samuel L. Jackson! (Man, he's in everything
He started chasing me, the girl, and her best friend. The friend, some blonde, got perforated by Jackson because he's apparently an expert knife-thrower. Who knew?!
Things were looking bad but then Jackson was scared off by Kurt Russell. He works as a black ops agent for the U.S. Government; don't tell anybody.
I slept in until 11 am today. I mean, really, with erotic Asian action adventure dreams like that, why bother getting out of bed?!