No problems - its parody 

Now that im asking noob questions anyway. Does the +1 dmg for useing versatile weapons 2 handed come in last or first when you add up damage?

Example
2W+strength (with longsword 2 handed)
is it (1d8+1)x2+strength or (1d8)x2+strength+1 

Thank you - in advance

 
Congrats from the top of Europe.

Wish you and you family all the best.

Super epic!

The cities flowing in orbit! Who come up with those things?

Yes this was what i meant.
Funny have we just met a item with an "itembonus" after playing for soooooo long.

This is the stats of my beloved wand.

Does the "+1 item bonus" on a lvl 3 wand give me +2 dmg with fire spells?

Flame Wand Level 3+
Small flames become conflagrations when channeled through
this wand.
Lvl 3 +1 680 gp Lvl 18 +4 85,000 gp
Lvl 8 +2 3,400 gp Lvl 23 +5 425,000 gp
Lvl 13 +3 17,000 gp Lvl 28 +6 2,125,000 gp
Implement (Wand)
Enhancement: Attack rolls and damage rolls
Critical: +1d8 fire damage per plus
Property: Gain a +1 item bonus to damage rolls when you
use this wand to attack with a power that has the fire and
implement keywords.
Level 13 or 18: +2 item bonus.
Level 23 or 28: +3 item bonus.
Power (Encounter ✦ Arcane, Fire, Implement): Standard
Action. As the wizard’s scorching burst power (PH 159).

X-Factor?
Nice I have all the John Francis Moore and Jeff Matsuda ones and really liked those.

Will chek it out - thx

Anybody knows what he has been doing lately?

@lantis, you are a fountain of wisedom.

Thx all.
I will continue to use the good old fillable sheet from dnd4.com

http://dnd4.com/dd-4th-edition-character-sheet

If you scroll down a bit its there.

I still think @landis is right.
You should nerf the bonuses and take out the penalties.

Point taken!
You are absolutely right, this is one of the best mantras of 4E, and should not be changed.

This class was only made for the vampire class.

... and yes, the penalty should have been "½ your lvl" or even "50%" flat.

Just heard the new episode of Critical hit, where they talk about the new character sheet.
Anybody knows where to get a download of these sheets if you are not DnD insider.

The whole "Dungeon Delves" book have some real nice encounters.
I really think most pre-gens are pretty awsome. I use them in my own campain. Meaning that I take some of the encounters from "Rift on the Shadowfell" and others and just mix them around and change them a bit up.
Workes fine.