Archive for the ‘Holiday’ Category
Before we skip out for a night of candy related activities, we at Major Spoilers wanted to wish you a happy and safe Halloween.

Image by Adam Koford via The Beat

It’s the bout you didn’t know you were waiting for. Hot Cassie Hack is taking on Solomon Hitch in a brawl to end it all.
Hackoween
Drew Edwards (Writer)
David Baldeón (Penciller)
Scott D.M. Simmons (Inker)
Marc Lewis (Colorist)
Brian J. Crowley (Art Direction and Letters)
Russell Hillman (Editor)
See! Cassie and Vlad’s rampage through Solar City!
Tremble! As alien sex gods rip the universe in half!
Buy! Into our shameless hyperbole!
And it’s all for free on www.halloweenman.com! The only cost will be your immortal soul!
The smackdown arrives October 15, 2008.

For those of you in the United States of America, I hope your Labor Day weekend was a good one. We’re back from a big road trip, full of vim and vigor, and I’ve got a few friends who are trying to help out on the site today, but I think they are more in the way than anything else. More on them tomorrow on the Major Spoilers Podcast. And don’t forget we draw for that kick-ass Dark Knight Strikes Back statue on the show, I wonder who will win?
Your dad will be proud when you give him this card.


Happy Mother’s Day from Major Spoilers!
When I was in college, I worked at the local radio station and ended up spending four years missing out on the holidays because I was low man on he totem pole. Fortunately, one Thanksgiving eve, while cooking a pot of stew for my holiday meal, I turned my television to the the recently launched Comedy Central where programmer thought it would be a great idea to run a marathon of a little show called Mystery Science Theater 3000. I fell in love with Joel and the bots instantly.
I think this song sums up what was so great about MST3Kk (well this and hamdingers – Here’s a gesture for you, kids!).
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Have a happy holiday from all of us at Major Spoilers!
Hey, what’s the point of honoring those that labor if we spend all day updating the site? So we’re taking most of the day off, gonna enjoy some hot dogs and birthday cake, maybe take in a movie, and we’ll return tomorrow with lots of good stuff for you to sink your teeth into.
Until then, enjoy everyone’s favorite Green Goblin as he blogs for the world.
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From Bongo Comics, a classic Thanksgiving cover.

Please to remember
The Fifth of November,
Gunpowder treason and plot;
I see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy, guy, guy!
Stick him up on high;
Hang him on a lamp post
And leave him there to die.
Ladies and gentlemen you’ll never grow fat,
If you don’t put a penny in the old Guy’s hat.








