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DC Comics has guaranteed that Final Crisis: Aftermath will feature one shocking moment in every issues.
Here’s the image that the company released on The Source website.

(yes, you can click for larger image...because we know you want to see more hairy naked fat guy ass)
Let’s see
- Fat guy in spandex
- Fat hairy naked ass
- Plastic woman
Nothing too shocking there, sounds like the stuff you see at a comic book convention. Let’s hope the rest of the issue has something truly shocking – like a cover price lower than $4.99.
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DC Comics has sent Major Spoilers the cover images and solicitation information for titles arriving in June 2009. Final Crisis continues, Batman Reborn, and a new Robin arrives.

DC Comics has expanded the contents of the FINAL CRISIS HC, collecting the explosive event written by Grant Morrison.
Now running 352 pages, this title will include FINAL CRISIS #1-7, FINAL CRISIS: SUBMIT #1 and FINAL CRISIS: SUPERMAN BEYOND #1-2, all written by Morrison, along with a new cover by J.G. Jones depicting the penultimate scene of the series.
The FINAL CRISIS HC (FEB090203) is advance-solicited in the February Previews and is scheduled to arrive in stores on June 10 with a price of $29.99 U.S. Because of these changes, this title will be made returnable at a later date.
Or – “85 Superhumans In A Crowded Room…”

Three Legions, no waiting! Technically, four, if you count Superboy Prime uniting virtually every villain of the 30th Century in LSH-hating-fury… There’s a storm brewing in Metropolis, and every living Legionnaire has been brought together by the machinations of Brainiac 5. But, he still has that mysterious lightning rod, and a few tricks up his puffy purple sleeve.
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Here’s the wrap up of the news announced during the DC panels on Saturday at the New York Comic Con. You think you saw the end of Final Crisis? You have no idea what’s coming next…

The Major Spoilers Crew breaks down the last issue of DC’s Final Crisis in a page by page commentary.
Final Crisis #7
Written by Grant Morrison; Art by Doug Mahnke and Christian Alamy; Covers by J.G. Jones and Doug Mahnke
The dramatic finale to the epic, seven-part saga of the DC multiverse concludes with an apocalyptic battle for the soul of humanity that must be seen to be believed! Can the heroes of 52 Earths save the multiverse? And is the only way to save it, to change it forever?
And as the skies bleed, as the walls between universes crumble and fall, the ultimate threat to life makes its presence felt as an evil beyond imagining arrives to claim its prize. Mandrakk the Dark Monitor is coming and the DC Multiverse will never be the same again!
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Yet another reason you should visit the Major Spoilers Forums – Stevie Cool commenting on Final Crisis via the cover images.

This Just In: At Least Steve Rogers is Still Dead!
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I really had to go when I got home, and fortunately it gave me time to read Final Crisis #7. Where better place to read the final chapter of Final Crisis than on the crapper? It seems fitting as morrison appears to have crapped out another story that relies a great deal on you knowing everything there is to know about the DC Universe as he takes everything Kirby ever created and gives it a place to call its own. And like a good bowel movement, Final Crisis #7 has a few moments that makes one feel really satisfied.
Oh yes, Dear Reader, hold on to your hat, as we bring you a Major Spoilers filled look at Final Crisis #7.

This week sees the “concluding” chapter of grant morrison’s Final Crisis. Any predictions on what we’ll see, or not see? Will this ending turn out to be the beginning of the next big story arc? After all is said and done, will Final Crisis be looked at as a Triumph or an Utter Failure?
WTF? Seriously, WTF?
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I’ve let grant morrison run amok in the DC Universe for over a year now without condemning him as a mad man. I’ve questioned his methods, his writing, and his message, but never thought of calling the men in the white coats to haul him away for a serious examination of his head. After reading Superman Beyond 3D #2, I’m looking for a nut house that has an opening.

The Major Spoilers Crew breaks down the latest issue of DC’s Final Crisis in a page by page commentary.
Final Crisis #6
Written by Grant Morrison; Art and covers by J.G. Jones and Carlos Pacheco and Jesus Merino
As the entire world turns against them, the last of Earth’s Super Heroes must face the unstoppable power of the Gods of Apokolips for the final time. Supergirl vs. Mary Marvel! Superman vs. Darkseid! The fate of the Flash! And the incredible return of the New Gods! The End of Days has come and the ultimate war between good and evil will at last be decided on the battlefield of a broken world!
And as the skies bleed, as the walls between universes crumble and fall, the ultimate threat to life makes its presence felt as an evil beyond imagining arrives to claim its prize. Mandrakk the Dark Monitor is coming and the DC Multiverse will never be the same again!
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A big Thank You goes out to everyone who downloads, subscribes, listens, and supports this show. We really appreciate you taking the time to listen to our ramblings each week. Tell your friends about the podcast, get them to subscribe and, be sure to visit the Major Spoilers site and forums.
The Death of Batman of Earth Prime (or Zur-En-Arrh, we don’t know which, but does it really matter?)
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Two years ago, we were teased with the promise that Legends Live Forever (not a Queen lyric by the way) – even if they get killed in the process. As you might have already heard, Batman finally dies in this issue, but as always, it is getting there that is the most infuriating. Or is it half the fun? In any case Final Crisis #6 is here and the death of Earth is upon us.
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Amazing Spider-Man wasn’t the only sold out title this week. DC Comics has announced Final Crisis #6 will go back to press for a second printing.
FINAL CRISIS #6 Second Printing (NOV088149) features a pencils-only version of Doug Mahnke’s art from the final page of this issue. The new printing is scheduled to arrive in stores on January 28, the same day as FINAL CRISIS #7.
Please note that this issue has a special Final Order Cutoff date of Sunday, January 18.
Oh, and if you haven’t read Final Crisis #6 yet, you probably don’t want to take the jump and see the variant cover.

Yesterday was another banner day for Marvel as non-comic readers lined up to get their mitts on the Obama variant cover to Amazing Spider-Man #583. This was a limited variant, and some stores jacked up prices, which didn’t make too many people happy – including one ass of a store clerk.
What of other reactions?
Erik Larsen isn’t too happy over Marvel stealing his idea.
As far as Marvel goes– I can’t help but feel very betrayed. They duplicated the incentive cover–and preempted my upcoming one–and even used the “terrorist fist jab.” Clearly those in the “house of ideas” looked at what I did and found inspiration.
I hear that they’re even doing a story similar to the one I did four years back, where an image-altering villain disguises himself as the President (in my story the Impostor replaced President Bush and took his place for a speech–in theirs the Chameleon, the shape-shifting villain, is going to spoil a speech being given by President-Elect Obama). The whole mess just feels really underhanded. I feel betrayed and, frankly, ripped off and in the real world–the one outside our funnybook bubble–Marvel will spin themselves as these great innovators who came up with this terrific publicity stunt–instead of the thieves they are.
And I know what they’re saying when they’re called on it–”Presidents have appeared in comics before” and “Erik didn’t create Barack Obama” and blah, blah, blah.
The thing that Marvel is attempting to do is to frame the argument. To say “we’ve featured presidents in the past–this is what we do–it’s part of a pattern.” But that’s a false argument. The “stunt” was an alternate cover featuring Obama– which was something no publisher had done with any president in the past and one that received a lot of press when I did it. If Marvel had done alternate covers with Bush and Clinton or any of the others– they could legitimately claim that they were following a pattern and doing what they’ve done in the past– but that wasn’t the case. And theirs is not simply the appearance of a president in a comic book but one on an alternate cover– and one concocted to try and get some of the same attention that got. I did not create Obama– I did, however, have a character endorse him, long before he was elected while Marvel played footsie with Stephen Colbert– a joke candidate.
For those who didn’t purchase a $25.00 variant cover yesterday, Marvel has announced it is going back to press to make sure everyone has a chance to get on the bandwagon.
UPDATED: It’s the story you’ve seen everywhere from CNN to the New York Times to Fox News—Spider-Man and United States President-Elect Barack Obama meet for the first time—and to meet the unprecedented demand, Marvel is going back to press with Amazing Spider-Man #583 Third Printing Obama Variant.
The first two printings sold out immediately and Marvel urges retailers to place their orders by Monday, January 19th, using Diamond Code NOV088141.
Who is the biggest loser in this big media event?

What’s it like going down in history as the man who killed Batman?
MORRISON: It’s great! At last! I feel like John Wilkes Booth. It’s fantastic.
Grant Morrison = John Wilkes Both, I think that is a fair comparison.








