Comments on: Ratner in Final Negotiations for Conan http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/8000.htm/ We know you love comics. We do, too. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:39:23 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Slappy http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/8000.htm/#comment-88340 Slappy Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:24:22 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/?p=8000#comment-88340 Maybe if they do a spin on Conan that nobody has done before, you will realize that different interpretations of source material are not always bad. Picture this!! Opening Shot: 1. Slow pan up the blade of a large sword in dim light. Low Strings instruments sputtering on a dissonant chord in the background. When you get to the hilt a light from heaven begins to shine down this mighty weapon. Then mid-ranged horns begin a slow heroic theme as a hand grabs the sword. Finally the coup de gras is Rosie ODonnell as Conan in a Rhinestone tunic beginning the opening number of "Autumn for Conan and Cimmeria" in a wailing seventies disco. I bet Rattner doesn't look so bad now. Maybe if they do a spin on Conan that nobody has done before, you will realize that different interpretations of source material are not always bad.
Picture this!!
Opening Shot:
1. Slow pan up the blade of a large sword in dim light. Low Strings instruments sputtering on a dissonant chord in the background. When you get to the hilt a light from heaven begins to shine down this mighty weapon. Then mid-ranged horns begin a slow heroic theme as a hand grabs the sword. Finally the coup de gras is Rosie ODonnell as Conan in a Rhinestone tunic beginning the opening number of “Autumn for Conan and Cimmeria” in a wailing seventies disco.

I bet Rattner doesn’t look so bad now.

]]> By: Hat of Tim http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/8000.htm/#comment-88338 Hat of Tim Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:07:05 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/?p=8000#comment-88338 This is not good news. The best thing Ratner ever directed was Madonna's "Beautiful Stranger" video...but X-Men 3 sucked. A lot. The only director who could make a worse hash of this would be Lee Tamahori, who made a pig's ear of both Die Another Day & XXX 2...so if Ratner doesn't get this, Tamahori probably will! Shame Zack Snyder seems to be too busy at the moment! And if Ratner does get it, I predict he'll cast Vinny Jones as Conan. Crom. This is not good news. The best thing Ratner ever directed was Madonna’s “Beautiful Stranger” video…but X-Men 3 sucked. A lot. The only director who could make a worse hash of this would be Lee Tamahori, who made a pig’s ear of both Die Another Day & XXX 2…so if Ratner doesn’t get this, Tamahori probably will! Shame Zack Snyder seems to be too busy at the moment!

And if Ratner does get it, I predict he’ll cast Vinny Jones as Conan.

Crom.

]]> By: hermit http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/8000.htm/#comment-88331 hermit Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:45:59 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/?p=8000#comment-88331 this is gonna suck, just because of rattner. the need to cast an awesome conan, shwarzy was just too perfect for the role. this is gonna suck, just because of rattner.

the need to cast an awesome conan, shwarzy was just too perfect for the role.

]]> By: Cory http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/8000.htm/#comment-88322 Cory Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:11:33 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/?p=8000#comment-88322 RATNER - GODDAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hollywood is a vile cesspool of untalented idiots. RATNER – GODDAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywood is a vile cesspool of untalented idiots.

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