BY CROM!


--by Stephen Schleicher

Check out the teaser poster to the upcoming Lionsgate Conan movie.

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5 Responses to “BY CROM!”

  1. Cory Says:

    It’s Crom-believable.

    Somebody call Stephen Colbert’s office now.

  2. Mark I. Says:

    You know what? I’m going to become prohibitively excited about this one.

    I’m happy because Lionsgate isn’t a big-time bitch of a studio that castrates all of its films to make sure they fall into nice, accessible, PG-13 Happy Meal Land. This is the studio that had body parts flying in seventeen different directions in RAMBO, put out SAW, and HOSTEL, and despite the otherwise questionable execution, had the balls to put out an R-Rated PUNISHER.

    By Crom this had better be 10,000 times better than the upcoming Red Sonja movie. I mean how hard could it be? We simply need 1. a proper Conan, 2. a proper FX house that leans on awesome practical effects over CGI, and 3. a plethora of large, impossible-for-the-era T&A.

    I’d even settle for two out of three. Guess which two.

  3. Josh P. Says:

    Nice teaser. It would be nicer if there was a director, cast or finished script.

  4. Jacin B. Says:

    Compared to Ah-nold’s, those arms are downright puny.

  5. Travis Says:

    Same art as Age of Conan, Logo and sword are Identical.

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