Comments on: Marvel Monkeys Abound This September

By: Randallw

Randallw — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:20:03 +0000

I was waiting for Marvel Werewolves, as shown on the last page of Army of Darkness vs Marvel Zombies.

By: ~wyntermute~

~wyntermute~ — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:19:37 +0000

I think I would buy the MechaMarvel if it was presented by Mark I. That was HIGH-LARRY-US. I seriously can’t believe you didn’t mention tentacles earlier, and you COMPLETELY left out the fact that all the female mech pilots would be in classic schoolgirl uniforms with hair dyed in various bright neon colors. Hey… Wanna go 75%/25% with me when you pitch the idea to the Mighty Marvel Bullpen? You get the 75%, obviously… :D

By: Rowan

Rowan — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:22:28 +0000

Worst Idea ever

By: Civin

Civin — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:18:17 +0000

I got the zombies.. but this *shakes head and sighs* I’ll pass =)

By: Mark I.

Mark I. — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:57:10 +0000

I think the next evolution is Mecha Marvel. Granted, they’ve done something like this before, with Spider-Man and the Avengers in giant robot suits a few years back, but I see more of a Gundam thing, where future manga androgynous types fight evil in giant MechAvengers suits based on the classic Marvel characters with lame soap opera romance subplots mixed in. In backwards B&W manga format.

Also, the Ant-Droid has to smack down the Mecha-Wasp. And the i-Hawk has to die like six times. And the Spectacular Spider-Mech has to let a petty smuggler through a blockade who later kills the pilot’s Uncle Shiro, teaching him that with great giant robot power comes great giant robot responsibility. And Wolverchine has to regenerate components whenever something gets blown off. And Iron Man will actually be the immortal Tony Stark fused with Ultron and the Vision and only pretending to be piloted by his great-great-grandson.

Yeah that’s all I got.

Oh almost forgot, tentacle porn and plenty of it.

By: frankie damaged

frankie damaged — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:39:12 +0000

Ugh!!!! LAME
whats next?
All of the characters Pirates? Ninjas? Girls?

L to the AME!!!

for serious…

By: Randallw

Randallw — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:26:30 +0000

Venape losses a bit I think. Apes already have rather large canines

By: steviecool

steviecool — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:49:41 +0000

They should have stuck with puppies and rainbow variants. THOSE I would buy.

By: Roy

Roy — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:06:30 +0000

Well, at least I’m not the only one who thinks this absolutely absurd. Although, it seems to be the trend in today’s society (not just in the comic world) - take something that may be mildly popular and COMPLETELY run it ragged. I present to you, as exhibit one for the prosecution, reality television…..

By: Carswell

Carswell — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:52:56 +0000

Um…..didn’t DC do this?
JLApe?
Bad, bad acid flashback.