Major Spoilers Poll: Shatner vs. Shatner vs. Shatner
--by Stephen Schleicher
Oh, here’s a most excellent poll for the Major Spoilers Podcast this week.
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March 25th, 2008 at 1:02 am
How can this even been a real poll? Of course Kirk would beat the crap outa Hooker and Crane. Even in a 3-way Texas Tornado match, and Crane/Hooker teamed up against Kirk.
Phasers to stun.
March 25th, 2008 at 1:57 am
I prefer Shatner as a self-parody, personally. My favorite Shatner bit is actually his spoken word rendition of “Rocket Man” by Elton John.
March 25th, 2008 at 7:05 am
DrStrangeCubicle: You really need to get the Has Been album - most excellent Shatner work.
March 25th, 2008 at 7:19 am
It’s just so… hardtodecide!
March 25th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Are you kidding me? How is Denny Crane not winning this by a landslide? Do you people not watch Boston Legal?
March 25th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Um … there is no other incarnation of The Shat. James T. Kirk pwns all.
March 25th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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(breath)
SHAT!
March 25th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Denny Crane!
To reiterate what Jacin B said…Have none of you watched Boston Legal?!
March 25th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Are you kidding me? This poll at major spoilers? Why not ask what role people like Tobey McGuire in, Spiderman or the race horse guy? Of course the majority of Major Spoiler visitors prefer Spiderman. Give us something like: Xavier or Picard? Invisible Woman or stripper in peril? Han Solo, Indiana Jones, or robot exterminator? Those poles wouldn’t produce such obvious results.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Russell: If your argument were correct, there would be no votes for the other two incarnations of shatner, but as you can see, some people actually like Denny Crane (modern Bill Shatner) and TJ Hooker (Silver Age Bill Shatner).
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones? Well I think that answer is pretty obvious ;)
March 26th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I packed… mybagslastnight… Preflight!
Zero… Hour… Nineam.
And I’m going to be… high…. asakitebythen.