Comments on: Panel of the Week: Darkseid Likes to Refer to Himself in Third Person http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/ We Know You Love Comics. We Do Too. Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:54:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/#comment-49009 Matthew Peterson Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:15:35 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/#comment-49009 <i>Now that is the kind of humor we need on this site!</i> Major Spoilers.. Bringing the funny since 1989! (Actually available for perusal since 2005 or so.) Now that is the kind of humor we need on this site!

Major Spoilers.. Bringing the funny since 1989! (Actually available for perusal since 2005 or so.)

]]> By: Mark I. http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/#comment-48956 Mark I. Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:35:47 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/#comment-48956 "Darkseid is cunning! Though DeSaad seemed puzzled at his master's seemingly innocuous plan to stay up all night watching the Food Network, Darkseid's plot has borne the sweet fruit of victory! Not only shall he make Apokolips tremble with a chocolate pudding cake the likes of which even the Old Gods never imagined, he shall order the Pro-Activ facial solution so that his dry, ravaged grey visage shall be as soft, pink and supple as foolish mortal Jessica Simpson, she of the Barda-esque breasts. Let the universe fear me!" “Darkseid is cunning! Though DeSaad seemed puzzled at his master’s seemingly innocuous plan to stay up all night watching the Food Network, Darkseid’s plot has borne the sweet fruit of victory! Not only shall he make Apokolips tremble with a chocolate pudding cake the likes of which even the Old Gods never imagined, he shall order the Pro-Activ facial solution so that his dry, ravaged grey visage shall be as soft, pink and supple as foolish mortal Jessica Simpson, she of the Barda-esque breasts. Let the universe fear me!”

]]> By: Stephen Schleicher http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/#comment-48944 Stephen Schleicher Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:26:28 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/#comment-48944 Now that is the kind of humor we need on this site! Now that is the kind of humor we need on this site!

]]> By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/#comment-48926 Matthew Peterson Sun, 28 Oct 2007 15:23:07 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2706.htm/#comment-48926 "Darkseid wishes to order a quarter-pounder with cheese... Knowing, all-knowing, that the cholesterol is not good for his Fourth World metabolism, and that Darkseid's thighs will pay the price. Perhaps fewer of these would allow Darkseid to stop wearing his strange blue skirt, no longer having to camouflage his thunderous buttocks." “Darkseid wishes to order a quarter-pounder with cheese… Knowing, all-knowing, that the cholesterol is not good for his Fourth World metabolism, and that Darkseid’s thighs will pay the price. Perhaps fewer of these would allow Darkseid to stop wearing his strange blue skirt, no longer having to camouflage his thunderous buttocks.”

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