Panel of the Week: Darkseid Likes to Refer to Himself in Third Person
--by Stephen Schleicher
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October 28th, 2007 at 10:23 am
“Darkseid wishes to order a quarter-pounder with cheese… Knowing, all-knowing, that the cholesterol is not good for his Fourth World metabolism, and that Darkseid’s thighs will pay the price. Perhaps fewer of these would allow Darkseid to stop wearing his strange blue skirt, no longer having to camouflage his thunderous buttocks.”
October 28th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Now that is the kind of humor we need on this site!
October 28th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
“Darkseid is cunning! Though DeSaad seemed puzzled at his master’s seemingly innocuous plan to stay up all night watching the Food Network, Darkseid’s plot has borne the sweet fruit of victory! Not only shall he make Apokolips tremble with a chocolate pudding cake the likes of which even the Old Gods never imagined, he shall order the Pro-Activ facial solution so that his dry, ravaged grey visage shall be as soft, pink and supple as foolish mortal Jessica Simpson, she of the Barda-esque breasts. Let the universe fear me!”
October 28th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Now that is the kind of humor we need on this site!
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