Jim Lee will show up, but he’ll be incredibly late, and everyone will say he isn’t as good as in 1993.

Erik Larsen will want to do everything himself, wiring the mics, setting up the chairs, and polishing the floors.

Whilce Portacio will arrive, but no one will notice.

Marc Silvestri will take his chair to another room halfway through the conference.

Jim Valentino will explain how the entire thing SHOULD have gone, but never actually get there.

Rob Liefeld will hype it on his website, but only stay for the first five minutes before moving on to something new.

Todd McFarlane will just have Greg Capullo do it for him.