Comments on: They’re Still Making This? http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/ We know you love comics. We do, too. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:28:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Cool Blue http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-20107 Cool Blue Sat, 26 May 2007 02:17:23 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-20107 Alfred on the punching bag isn't too out there actually. Alfred was a champion boxer during his army days. Alfred on the punching bag isn’t too out there actually. Alfred was a champion boxer during his army days.

]]> By: Stephen Schleicher http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19269 Stephen Schleicher Sat, 19 May 2007 18:52:33 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19269 Who knows? It's been over two years since the first issue, and most of us have probably forgot. You may be right, but I'm too tired to dig through the bins for the answer. Who knows? It’s been over two years since the first issue, and most of us have probably forgot. You may be right, but I’m too tired to dig through the bins for the answer.

]]> By: Jack http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19258 Jack Sat, 19 May 2007 17:32:48 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19258 He kidnapped Dick Grayson, not Tim Drake, right? He kidnapped Dick Grayson, not Tim Drake, right?

]]> By: Brent F. http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19173 Brent F. Fri, 18 May 2007 22:02:43 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19173 Adam West: "I can remember when I was the goddamn Batman and Burt Ward was the goddamn Robin, my eager sidekick!" Adam West: “I can remember when I was the goddamn Batman and Burt Ward was the goddamn Robin, my eager sidekick!”

]]> By: Mark I. http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19166 Mark I. Fri, 18 May 2007 21:41:42 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19166 I wish DC would let Adam West narrate an audiobook of the ALL STAR GODDAMN BATMAN. "And how come Batman doesn't DANCE anymore?" I wish DC would let Adam West narrate an audiobook of the ALL STAR GODDAMN BATMAN.

“And how come Batman doesn’t DANCE anymore?”

]]> By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19152 Matthew Peterson Fri, 18 May 2007 21:08:45 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19152 <em>What is the overall point of this title? </em> The overall point? I'm the goddamn Batman. I just ruptured your left testicle. There's your goddamn point. Now shaddup and eat your rat... :) What is the overall point of this title?

The overall point?

I’m the goddamn Batman. I just ruptured your left testicle. There’s your goddamn point. Now shaddup and eat your rat… :)

]]> By: doubledumbassonyou http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19149 doubledumbassonyou Fri, 18 May 2007 21:07:13 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19149 Jim Lee's Batman is fantastic, by far one of my favorite renderings of the Dark Knight. What unsettled me about this issue was Alfred going all Sugar Ray Leonard on that heavy bag. Where did that come from? What is the overall point of this title? *shrugs and pulls Batman: Year One trade off of bookshelf* Jim Lee’s Batman is fantastic, by far one of my favorite renderings of the Dark Knight. What unsettled me about this issue was Alfred going all Sugar Ray Leonard on that heavy bag. Where did that come from? What is the overall point of this title?

*shrugs and pulls Batman: Year One trade off of bookshelf*

]]> By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19132 Matthew Peterson Fri, 18 May 2007 20:15:13 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19132 Well, $#!+. Well, $#!+.

]]> By: Brent F. http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19121 Brent F. Fri, 18 May 2007 19:52:29 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19121 You forgot the "Goddamn" before Batman. You forgot the “Goddamn” before Batman.

]]> By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19115 Matthew Peterson Fri, 18 May 2007 19:14:13 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19115 Anybody else think "All-Star Batman: I Just Ruptured Your Left Testicle" is a pretty good tagline for this series? Anybody else think “All-Star Batman: I Just Ruptured Your Left Testicle” is a pretty good tagline for this series?

]]> By: Mark I. http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19110 Mark I. Fri, 18 May 2007 18:43:53 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19110 I think Miller should just give up and use this one: ALL STAR GODDAMN BATMAN: I just ruptured your left testicle. Doctors can probably save your right one but you're going to have a useless prosthetic nut for the rest of your life. Think about that while you're in prison trying to get excited about a new fish. THUG: AHHH!!! AHHH!! ALL STAR GODDAMN BATMAN: I got a joke for you, punk. What did the five fingers say to the face? THUG: W-WHAT? ALL STAR GODDAMN BATMAN: "SLAP!" (Punches THUG through brick wall.) I think Miller should just give up and use this one:

ALL STAR GODDAMN BATMAN: I just ruptured your left testicle. Doctors can probably save your right one but you’re going to have a useless prosthetic nut for the rest of your life. Think about that while you’re in prison trying to get excited about a new fish.

THUG: AHHH!!! AHHH!!

ALL STAR GODDAMN BATMAN: I got a joke for you, punk. What did the five fingers say to the face?

THUG: W-WHAT?

ALL STAR GODDAMN BATMAN: “SLAP!” (Punches THUG through brick wall.)

]]> By: Mark I. http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19107 Mark I. Fri, 18 May 2007 18:28:17 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19107 This is the man writing and directing "THE SPIRIT," remember. Or should that be "THE GODDAMN SPIRIT?" Someone hook up a battery to Will Eisner's grave...something tell's me he'll soon be spinning enough to power Yankee Stadium. I hope I'm wrong. This is the man writing and directing “THE SPIRIT,” remember. Or should that be “THE GODDAMN SPIRIT?”

Someone hook up a battery to Will Eisner’s grave…something tell’s me he’ll soon be spinning enough to power Yankee Stadium. I hope I’m wrong.

]]> By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19105 Matthew Peterson Fri, 18 May 2007 18:08:45 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19105 This just in: Noted comic creator Frank Miller has turned into a parody of himself! The stylized violence, illogical sex, misogyny, and ridiculously poorly written female characters that once were prevalent in his work are now the <i>only things left</i> in Frank Miller comics, and fans are confused. Interviewed on his yacht while being serviced by one of his personal army of prostitutes, Miller said "Hell, I've had my houseboy tracing my old stuff and stealing dialogue out of Taiwanese action movies since 1994! I haven't drawn crap since the last issue of The Dark Knight." Joe Quesada was cashing a check for Painkiller Jane at the time this story was written, and could not be reached for comment. This just in: Noted comic creator Frank Miller has turned into a parody of himself! The stylized violence, illogical sex, misogyny, and ridiculously poorly written female characters that once were prevalent in his work are now the only things left in Frank Miller comics, and fans are confused.

Interviewed on his yacht while being serviced by one of his personal army of prostitutes, Miller said “Hell, I’ve had my houseboy tracing my old stuff and stealing dialogue out of Taiwanese action movies since 1994! I haven’t drawn crap since the last issue of The Dark Knight.”

Joe Quesada was cashing a check for Painkiller Jane at the time this story was written, and could not be reached for comment.

]]> By: Salieri http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19101 Salieri Fri, 18 May 2007 17:55:41 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19101 What is it with Frank Miller that Batman & Street Hoods = limb breakage and 'Punk' tossed around everwhere? Poor Frank. He's on his last elbows... What is it with Frank Miller that Batman & Street Hoods = limb breakage and ‘Punk’ tossed around everwhere?

Poor Frank. He’s on his last elbows…

]]> By: doubledumbassonyou http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm/#comment-19100 doubledumbassonyou Fri, 18 May 2007 17:52:43 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1469.htm#comment-19100 I too was surprised when I found this in my weekly haul. It had been well over a year since I added it to my pull list. Between this and Ultimates 2 #13 I had to delve into my back issues for a refresher. I feel bad for anyone who is using this series as their first exposure to Frank Miller. He's definitely not bringing his A-game. I too was surprised when I found this in my weekly haul. It had been well over a year since I added it to my pull list. Between this and Ultimates 2 #13 I had to delve into my back issues for a refresher. I feel bad for anyone who is using this series as their first exposure to Frank Miller. He’s definitely not bringing his A-game.

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