Comments on: Moonstone Books for September 2007 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm/ We Know You Love Comics. We Do Too. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:49:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm/#comment-18700 Matthew Peterson Tue, 15 May 2007 21:52:11 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm#comment-18700 "Good heavens, Miss Takamoto... YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!" “Good heavens, Miss Takamoto… YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!!!”

]]> By: davek http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm/#comment-18688 davek Tue, 15 May 2007 21:19:53 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm#comment-18688 They can cut it. The fact that the watermelon is now able to withstand the drop doesn't mean it can't be sliced, just that it withstands the physical velocity of being dropped. "SCIENCE!!!!" They can cut it. The fact that the watermelon is now able to withstand the drop doesn’t mean it can’t be sliced, just that it withstands the physical velocity of being dropped.

“SCIENCE!!!!”

]]> By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm/#comment-18672 Matthew Peterson Tue, 15 May 2007 19:05:22 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm#comment-18672 So... ...how do they OPEN the watermelon? So…

…how do they OPEN the watermelon?

]]> By: Stephen Schleicher http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm/#comment-18658 Stephen Schleicher Tue, 15 May 2007 15:45:10 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm#comment-18658 The following explanation was written by the director of the 1984 docudrama, W.D. Richter, for the April 1986 edition of the World Watch 1 Newsletter: "I can only imagine Buckaroo trying to grapple with this question. When cornered (as I feel now), he often quotes H.L. Mencken's nasty remark about how every complex question always has a simple answer...that is usually wrong. But it is high time poor New Jersey's honest inquiry be answered. Let me rephrase the question first one way, then another. "Why is a watermelon trapped between those monstrous pressure plates deep within the Institute's Critical Stress Laboratory?" Team Banzai botanical agronomists have been for years hard at work on the problem of hunger in Third World countries under constant revolutionary turmoil. A nonpolitical, humanitarian effort, their goal has been to find ways to feed starving peoples in remote areas where traditional food delivery systems prove woefully inadequate. Often, the only way to get the nourishment into the bellies of the needy is to hit and run, avoiding all petty ideological side-taking. What you see in the Critical Stress Lab is a revolutionary watermelon capable of withstanding impact pressures of 300,000 pounds per square inch! Sweet, juicy and vitamin-packed, this remarkable fruit can be dropped from the bomb bays of low-flying aircraft into the backyards of disenfranchised villagers in the remotest backwaters of this angry planet. Just another Team Banzai effort to cut through all the unnecessary crap around us and help people help themselves. Look for high-impact, low cholesterol eggs next... and sooner than you think, shatter-proof whole-wheat taco shells. <a href="http://www.banzai-institute.com/0901FAQ.html" rel="nofollow"><strong><em>via the Banzai Institute</em></strong></a> The following explanation was written by the director of the 1984 docudrama, W.D. Richter, for the April 1986 edition of the World Watch 1 Newsletter: “I can only imagine Buckaroo trying to grapple with this question. When cornered (as I feel now), he often quotes H.L. Mencken’s nasty remark about how every complex question always has a simple answer…that is usually wrong. But it is high time poor New Jersey’s honest inquiry be answered. Let me rephrase the question first one way, then another. “Why is a watermelon trapped between those monstrous pressure plates deep within the Institute’s Critical Stress Laboratory?” Team Banzai botanical agronomists have been for years hard at work on the problem of hunger in Third World countries under constant revolutionary turmoil. A nonpolitical, humanitarian effort, their goal has been to find ways to feed starving peoples in remote areas where traditional food delivery systems prove woefully inadequate. Often, the only way to get the nourishment into the bellies of the needy is to hit and run, avoiding all petty ideological side-taking. What you see in the Critical Stress Lab is a revolutionary watermelon capable of withstanding impact pressures of 300,000 pounds per square inch! Sweet, juicy and vitamin-packed, this remarkable fruit can be dropped from the bomb bays of low-flying aircraft into the backyards of disenfranchised villagers in the remotest backwaters of this angry planet. Just another Team Banzai effort to cut through all the unnecessary crap around us and help people help themselves. Look for high-impact, low cholesterol eggs next… and sooner than you think, shatter-proof whole-wheat taco shells.

via the Banzai Institute

]]> By: davek http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm/#comment-18650 davek Tue, 15 May 2007 15:11:08 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm#comment-18650 I'll tell you later. I’ll tell you later.

]]> By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm/#comment-18621 Matthew Peterson Tue, 15 May 2007 03:23:38 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1435.htm#comment-18621 What's that watermelon doing there? What’s that watermelon doing there?

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