Comments on: Marvel Zombies Vs. Army of Darkness #3 (of 5) http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/ We know you love comics. We do, too. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:21:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/#comment-17512 Matthew Peterson Mon, 07 May 2007 13:09:42 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/#comment-17512 Mmm... That would be pretty interesting, actually. Although I'd probably write the line as "Take your paws off me, you damn Spider-Ape! What am I, Charlton Heston here?" :) The Marvel Apes thing is something that I'm afraid won't fly, simply because Quesada is so adamant that they do it. Too many editors spoil a cult classic, if you ask me... Mmm… That would be pretty interesting, actually.

Although I’d probably write the line as “Take your paws off me, you damn Spider-Ape! What am I, Charlton Heston here?” :)

The Marvel Apes thing is something that I’m afraid won’t fly, simply because Quesada is so adamant that they do it. Too many editors spoil a cult classic, if you ask me…

]]> By: davek http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/#comment-17479 davek Mon, 07 May 2007 07:12:48 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/#comment-17479 Ya know, the best ending for this entire series would involve Ash just about to get clobbered/eaten/head worn as a hat by the Marvel hero community at large, when he falls backwards through another dimensional warp, lands face first on cement (naturally.) He looks up, thinking he's back in normal New York City when he's suddenly confronted with The Ape Avengers. Yeah, you heard me - "Army of Darkness vs Marvel Apes." Would ANYTHING sound better than imagining Bruce Campbell shouting, "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" Not for my money, kids. Ya know, the best ending for this entire series would involve Ash just about to get clobbered/eaten/head worn as a hat by the Marvel hero community at large, when he falls backwards through another dimensional warp, lands face first on cement (naturally.) He looks up, thinking he’s back in normal New York City when he’s suddenly confronted with The Ape Avengers. Yeah, you heard me – “Army of Darkness vs Marvel Apes.”

Would ANYTHING sound better than imagining Bruce Campbell shouting, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Not for my money, kids.

]]> By: Matthew Peterson http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/#comment-17274 Matthew Peterson Sat, 05 May 2007 14:27:42 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/#comment-17274 2) I wonder what the Latin name for ‘talking flesh-eating book cover’ is…

Hmmm… I’m thinking something like “Eloquicannibacodexstratus.”

Or perhaps “Necrolibristratavox?”

]]> By: Salieri http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/#comment-17160 Salieri Fri, 04 May 2007 21:42:55 +0000 http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/1385.htm/#comment-17160 1) To Paraphrase: 'Howard is Dead/Murdoc is God;/Johnny is Dead/Ash is King.' 2) I wonder what the Latin name for 'talking flesh-eating book cover' is... 3) There is now word to express my joy at seeing NEWXTWAVE! (So good they named it in Capitals) wipe the diseased grins off those strange, sickeningly cheery Kids...and that description applies BEFORE they became Undead. I wish the Wave'd joined Ash on his quest... 4) GOLIATH IS DEAD! Dude, I'm so waiting for Thor to blow a hole in his chest, FOR REAL. 5) Seeing Ash after seeing Smarmy French Waiter in SM3 is just too much Bruce Campbell for me... 6) Do you think there's any chance that Ash will somehow just escape the MZ Universe and live a quiet life with Daazler and/or Wanda in some backend Universe where neither he nor the heroes exist? 1) To Paraphrase: ‘Howard is Dead/Murdoc is God;/Johnny is Dead/Ash is King.’

2) I wonder what the Latin name for ‘talking flesh-eating book cover’ is…

3) There is now word to express my joy at seeing NEWXTWAVE! (So good they named it in Capitals) wipe the diseased grins off those strange, sickeningly cheery Kids…and that description applies BEFORE they became Undead. I wish the Wave’d joined Ash on his quest…

4) GOLIATH IS DEAD! Dude, I’m so waiting for Thor to blow a hole in his chest, FOR REAL.

5) Seeing Ash after seeing Smarmy French Waiter in SM3 is just too much Bruce Campbell for me…

6) Do you think there’s any chance that Ash will somehow just escape the MZ Universe and live a quiet life with Daazler and/or Wanda in some backend Universe where neither he nor the heroes exist?

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