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Major Spoilers Podcast #153: The Variants Creators Stop By

This issue: Stephen talks it up with the creators of The Variants, a live action web comic that puts you on the other side of the counter of your favorite comic shop.

Critical Hit #22: How the other half live – Part 3

What happens to those four following their major battle in the keep? Will the Monsters of the Void devour the envoy, or will they make their escape and warn their tribes?

Review: The Flash – Rebirth #5 (of 6)

Resurrections aplenty, revelations galore... But will this be the issue that converts Matthew to Barry's role as "The One, True Flash?"

Major Spoilers Adventures #18: Back Words

Matthew attempts to be clever and it ends up backfiring on him in this week's Major Spoilers Adventures.

Review: Dr. Horrible

From the moment Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog hit the intardwebz, fans of musical comedies, with a superhero hook have been in seventh heaven. While there have been a couple of attempts to tell a Dr. Horrible origin story, the official take on the villain’s past can only be found in the pages of Dr. Horrible #1 from Dark Horse Comics.

Review: Disney Christmas Classics

Get into the Christmas Spirit with the latest from Boom Kids’ Disney Christmas Classics hardcover collection! From the classics of yester year to a few newer offerings, Mickey and the gang celebrate Christmas as only Disney can!

Review: Batman #693

With all the exciting goings on in the Batman universe these days, it would seem like every issue would be a winner. While the Falcone Family and Black Mask’s gang vie for control of Gotham City, other players emerge to cause shenanigans and all manner of trouble.

Review: S.W.O.R.D. #1

The Sentient World Observation and Response Department. Fighting alien crime... in a FUTURE TIME. Ba ba bada ba baaaaaaah ba bum!

By: Stephen Schleicher | January 21st, 2009

And here I thought “Podcast Boy” was a lame super power until I stumbled across the Superuseless Superpowers website.

Ultra Short-Range Teleportation.
This unamazing power lets you teleport up to one inch away. When done in rapid succession, it gives that old-timey stop action feel. It can also really push your “popping & locking” routine to the next level.

Some good stuff there, and will definitely bring a smile to your face.

via Superuseless Superpowers